[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is an absolute loss for climate change. They're now allowing those farmers to continue with their nitrogen and greenhouse emissions.

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

America is slowly switching to the metric system: metric pounds, metric feet, you know...

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 5 points 10 months ago

What makes farts flammable then?

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 1 points 11 months ago

I have a military joke, but I couldn't defend it

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

He's also the same color as OJ.

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris.

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago

Also, he will build a wall, and the Palestinians will pay for it.

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Bre-united and it feels so good.

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

Because suicide bombers wear them only once?

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

Do the brakes brake by wire, or break by wire?

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago

A half nut vs a total nut

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

I reckon that after the war most buildings will be newly built.

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