SpezChokesOnDik

Good thing you sold guitars and not phones!

Why there is duck with two head?

Also, I get Berserk Eclipse vibes from this.

Use to do 10-15 hours on a free day. Now I have a hard time doing 1-2 without having to take a break.

It's one big circus. However, we're the clowns cause we keep waiting for the main act to start.

I think death is going to be waiting a while. Turtles have an exceptionally long lifespan.

Where the fuck my red pistachio go?

Sadly I was born in it. 14.4 squad represent. What's sad though is that I still live in it. Maybe 1mb down on a good day. Sad face.

Both A and B are tall people problems. I hate staying at a hotel where the nozzle is at about 60in and I can only water my nipples.

I agree. Don't be mean!

Flush, poop, raise lid, wipe, flush. That's the correct order.

Sushi explodes

Agreed. It's like if coke got bored and decided to snort itself.