Steve

The only reason Mitch is still alive is that he's already dead

We call that a debit card

Exactly how it went the first time someone mentioned springfield ohio to me

A free laundry room is fine

Ive had it up to here with this new testament soy boy. Wheres the brimstone? Wheres the suffering?

This all sounds fine, wtf.

And I love guns. Buybacks do nothing and dont take away my rights, so go nuts!

Shocking

Any time you disturb it theres a problem

“Why dont windows users switch to Linux????”

The nuke button flushes the toilet

You can milk anything with nipples

I just became black, who knew!