And also its Xoloitzcuintle. A bit of a mouth full for a 6 year old. Also, like you said a nahuatl word and not English.

"moist"

Cock and balls; don't read

Fair enough

Greater Restoration ends a "debilitating effect" pretty sure most DMs would allow a 5th level spell to cure paralysis.

I think it would probably require greater restoration.

Also, regenerate would definitely work you would just have to cut his legs off first.

I think I'm 3 today

Now, the biases will be crowd sourced instead of from a single person.

That robber said, "Actually, I don't want that smoke." And left very promptly.

I like how your comment assumes women can't exist on the internet