TallonMetroid

I actually played this long before I ever played actual Ninja Gaiden. At the time, I was just a wee laddie, and I remember enjoying it back then, but I've never had the courage to go back and replay it to see if it actually holds up.

It's not like it's even all that difficult. Just don't act like a Nazi.

I'm a simple man. I see Metroid, I click.

If you're not interrupting him as he's flapping his gums, then it's not actually instantly.

Listen, kicking mooks 10 feet into the air and then shooting them with the Bat-tank's anti-tank gun is perfectly safe because he's using rubber rounds!

#3 is entirely why I'm skipping the Switch 2, when I've previously had every Nintendo console since the SNES.

Back in Control, all the stoplight did was teleport you back to the entrance if you moved on red. That's way too easy for co-op though, so I'm sure Remedy changed it.

¿Por que no los dos? It's not like you're limited to only throwing one punch.

Centrists always side with fascists over leftists.

Instructions unclear, constructed a guillotine.

Carl Sagan would approve.

Date rape drugs.