Whats that in median penis length?

It's OK to grab them though, right?

I pee in the shower, harder to miss when drunk.

No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.

Evan Williams is good and smooth, not stupidly overpriced either.

I don't know wtf you're drinking. Bourbon ain't made in your buddies backyard over the course of a week or two.

What for? It's not illegal to distribute flyers.

Lol, looks like they mixed the popemobile with a shoebox.

Austin really does suck, he's bound to be a little fucked up.

Gnomes.