TherapyGary

Hmmm. I'd say it depends on how well the drugs and avoidance is going

I <3 your username

Yes, my number one fav lol

It's just so perfect. Dude is thrilled to the point of ecstasy to have two buttholes, and the panic in his face when he suddenly has no buttholes is worth a thousand words. I also love that God shows up in person to play this trick, seemingly just to be sure the guy knows who's responsible. And what a dick move on top of that- like giving a kid some candy and then, not only taking it back, but also farting directly in their face after. I only hope he deserved it

Does infodumping count?

shipping

Lol, does he get shipped to the highest bidder? Surely it costs more than $10 to ship a man?

Idk that any of these could be considered dank, but they're the dankest I've got for that category, plus my fav relevant tweet

Now about your health insurance...

Haha, that's fair

True! I just meant I was disappointed that people were more likely to upvote hate than love, but it's to be expected

The intended psychoanalytic usage of them isn't backed by strong evidence, so they're rarely used these days.

I do use these joke ones with my clients sometimes though:

It can be a fun icebreaker and has the potential to start some good conversations

Oh shit you're the person who posted that wholesome message that I then bastardized. I was honestly disappointed that mine got more upvotes