ThermonuclearCactus

joined 2 months ago

Just last week I was almost run over by a silver honda civic while trying to use the crosswalk, said civic driver proceeded to honk and and yell at me for being in the way. Somehow, that's the second time I've almost been almost run over and then honked at by someone in a silver honda civic.

[–] ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

To be fair its marketed as full self driving, not full self no crashing

[–] ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Infinite free beer exploit?

[–] ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's easily disproven, any worms would starve due to a lack of substance.

So its like a team sport? Squatters versus homeowners?

[–] ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My favorite is a patch note from Team Fortress 2: Fixed a server crash caused by sniper trying to eat his gun

[–] ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's a single-celled organism and I live in fear that one day he'll divide by mitosis and then we'll have two of him

[–] ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I drove past a car that had its headlights flickering about 15 times every second last year. No clue if it was intentional but it was distracting as all hell. (and probably dangerous to epileptic people)

Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10

[–] ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Malwarebytes double-charged my elderly grandmother and then refused to provide the service that she overpaid for because of a non-functional email verification system. Don't use Malwarebytes. Unless you're downloading tons of executables from some questionable source a virus won't randomally appear on your PC and even if it does, Microsoft ~~spyware~~Defender will do the exact same thing any other anti-virus would.

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