This is how Scotty survived being trapped in that Dyson Sphere for all that time..

Surfers say tubular, strippers say titular.

Rhinocedog

Trump's not a tyrant. He's just a lil dick-tater.

Turns out, neither could I!

They used to measure the Kessel Run in meter-years until the numbers got too big to convey in astromech code.

In airplane school, we called those cumulo-bumpus!

Isn't Russia's invasion of Ukraine a special security operation?

The US gov't does this to gain leverage over these companies -- not to help Americans. They can then use them to conduct surveillance on us.

Imagine if they sold can openers inside sealed tin cans... And not the kind with the pull tab.

But the real question is... How do they taste?

This truck and 95% of others like it are tax loophole trucks: https://www.inc.com/dan-furman/the-suv-tax-deduction-loopholeis-alive-well-but-its-not-what-you-think-it-is.html

In fact, if you Google "tax loophole truck," the first result I get is a dealership.