Yes?

What's the point of taking a vacation if I don't get to send my coworkers pictures of my airport mimosa as they're clocking in at 8am?

You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole!

Sigh. Voting for Stein helps Trump. Trump is worse for Palestine than Harris.

We can grandstand and holier-than-thou all we fucking want, but it's simple Aristotilian logic.

They also don't like to get sued, and Orange Julius has a habit of suing anybody who offends him.

I can sing the Blazing Saddles theme song pretty decent. Final offer.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No. But I want a regular banana later. So yes.'

Nope. 1.5 million dead Americans including my dad, shutdown economy and blatant racism making a comeback? No thanks. Don't want.

I was thinking about Khashoggi, but fair point.

I mean, the Saudis did it a few years ago and we really didn't raise much of a stink.

I was about to text my buddies excited that Rosengarten got in the game, but before I typed it out he gave up a strip sack. Wah wah.

It used to be SOP to sit a young qb for at least a year. Then we had RGIII, Andrew Luck and Russell Wilson in quick succession, and that messed up everybody's expectations.