TwattyMctwatterson

Hahahahahahahahaha fuck them kids...both figuratively and literally.

This dude sure does like blowing things

Don't pet a burning dog

They won't, they don't believe anything the EPA has to say because you can't trust the government. It's a circle of stupid.

This woman looks like she calls black people coloreds.

It is a false argument. Apples to oranges is a phrase used to identify a false argument.

It is a false argument. Apples to oranges is a phrase used to identify a false argument.

If you weren't here to pick the Oranges you can't have any apples.

Tell me you have never read the bipartisan immigration bill without telling me you have never read the bill.

You just aren't looking hard enough...trust us, bro google it.

Trust me, bro, they cheated. I can't show you how but if you google it it's out there. Just google it.

~~Hospitable, kind~~ welcome. A big bag of cash welcome

Got to check in with the boss so you doing hear "you're fired"

These are jokes of course lol see I wrote lol jokes