“Oh look! Free meal!”

Narcissists like him would never seek failure intentionally.

With that I expect reddit to rebrand itself to "W" not too late after.

Intense Vietnam flashback

As if the girls won't do the same thing

50/50. You win sometime, you die sometime.

Replace the big wolf with a log for accuracy

Good. Die before it can interfere with the upcoming election.

It's freedom in the sense that you are free to own slaves set up your own church and stop paying taxes to the British empire.