WagnasT

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[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Show them the historical documents.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I have kids, they are turning out to be awesome people. If I didn't have kids I think I'd still want them or at least adopt them. If only the careless/selfish people are raising kids the world isn't going to get better, I think people with means should do what they can to shape the next generation.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look how pristine those vests are. These three fuckers are about to tell someone how to do their job whilst never having done said job.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Because of the Pell grant I was able to get a degree and a great paying job. I've paid far more in taxes than what I received in Pell grants, which probably would not be true if I didn't have it to help me pay for my degree. It literally pays for itself.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nice watch.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If portals were real there could be tiny portals in the portal gun to run power or vent heat so it could be as light as you want it to be.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Straight up praisin it.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by WagnasT@lemmy.world to c/tifu@lemmy.world
 

I fucking did it again, just a few minutes ago. This time on a bike. I had the old brake pads out, i leaned on the handle bar to stand up and get the new ones because I'm old and managed to bump the brake handle against the wall with my body weight. The caliper piston shot out of there and mineral oil is all over the place, all over the rotor, all over me. So now i need to order a bleed kit for a bike, which I'd need eventually anyway but I'm just annoyed because I made this mistake years ago on a prius.

I was changing a lug stud, they need to be in the 12 o'clock position to come out but I had the car in park and only jacked on one side and the caliper was already hanging by a bungee cord. As I went to put the car in neutral I pushed the brake without thinking and I hear a thunk followed by a metallic rolling noise. I shot the caliper piston across my driveway. So as soon as it happened on my bike I fucking new exactly how I fucked up. Typing this out has calmed me down, lol. I use arch btw.

TLDR: I tried to change brake pads and shot out my caliper piston. Again.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My kids hadn't seen Lord of the Rings, we just finished the Two Towers. 4 hours to go.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Jerry! Those aren't tadpoles, that's just beans in a croc!

 

It happened while I was sleeping, an entire hour, just gone. I don't think it was aliens this time.

 
 

Some of y'all are overly afraid of scorpions and I just want you to know that some of them can swim and dive under water.

 
 
 

Went to do a test restore of one of my databases and I noticed the dump files over the last few months were all 0kb. Glad I caught it this way and not because I needed to restore. Put it on your calendar, schedule a test restore of your critical stuff a couple times a year. I know y'all are busy but it is worth the time and effort. A backup you can't actually restore isn't a backup at all.

 

Their surgeon general is something else

 

I'm already walking toward that pig slide that went viral, what other shenanigans should I experience in this town?

edit: apparently i've been spelling Boston wrong.

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