If Musk bought Planned Parenthood, he'd declare its new missions to be forced sterilization for undesirable races and forced pregnancies for pretty white teenagers (preferably with him as the father).
Then when people were unsurprisingly (at least to anyone with a working moral compass) offended by that and started boycotting companies that sponsored him, he'd cry and call it a conspiracy.
Then his mom or his dad or Trump would tell us to stop picking on him.
Another day, another policy announcement from the office of the Toddler-in-chief.