Our lucher was in boarding last week, and I guess got used to waking up far earlier than we do normally. So now expects breakfast at 7am instead of closer to 10am. And also wants morning walks when we normally we do lunchtimes.

So basically being annoying all morning while I'm trying to sleep.

You can't handle it

I had a mate back in uni who would pour lager from a pint glass straight into his eyes if his daily contacts started to dry up. Somehow nothing bad ever came of it, I have no idea how. Inexplicable behaviour and zero repercussions.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frets_on_Fire

It's been available since 2006, works very well

For formula one races they weld them down to stop the cars incredible downforce from sucking them up into the air. Even then they sometimes get torn up and thrown around.

Very important to take them seriously.

That one with the head like a penny and uses it like a door is pretty cool.

There's a cowboy in Dracula

You asked for a line, they gave you a line, what more can be asked for?

We used to intentionally add wrong data to our datasets so we could circle it afterwards, declare it "outlying data" and gain the extra points for spotting and documenting it.

I'm not bitter about my formal education, honest...

Female presenting profile pic, we don't actually know anything about the human who typed it

It might even have been on the cover. I wonder how many glow-in-the-dark trex skeletons still exist?

I have become comfortably numb

Beekake