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Sharp Dressed Man is a good general purpose aftershave.

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I had a girlfriend once, but she pasta way.

Board games with friends and family. My brother rotates hosting board game night with his friends and it's great fun.

Ah, clever.

The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.

Spike the office water cooler with that RTFM bottle. Cut down on trouble tickets by about 90%.

Me, give up? Never!

That's a tough one. Three favorites off the top of my head would be Cecil from 4, Steiner from 9, and zidane also from 9 (when he's not being overdramatic).

Haha!

Love me some minetest! There's quite a few good games for it. I'd recommend:

-Exile -Hades Revisited -Nodecore

-Mineclone 2 (if you really want minecraft)