YourNetworkIsHaunted

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I don't know that it holds enough of an edge for a golden guillotine, but it's dense and heavy enough that we could probably create a workable alternative if we give up on clean cuts.

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It seems you have some familiarity with the gold trade. Tell me, have you seen those new laser cutters up close?

I mean isn't that A16z (Marc the mark and the funky accounting bunch?) whole business strategy? Eventually they gotta just cut out the middleman, right?

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Nah, at that point you have the same problem that Bitcoin does. Well, one of the many problems that Bitcoin has. Okay it has another one of the many problems that Bitcoin has.

In any event, you can't realize that kind of gain without crashing the asset price and rendering it all worthless. I would like to repeat the proposed solution from Auric G. Et Al to instead detonate a dirty bomb inside of Fort Knox, possibly with an English misogynist handcuffed to it, which will allow us to instead reduce the global supply and earn significantly higher returns in appreciation of our existing holdings.

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think history justifies a sufficient level of jadedness and cynicism to believe that, at least at the scale that a government can operate on, foreign aid as a soft power tool is kind of the best we're ever likely to see. And if we're going to be looking for soft power I think it's better for everyone to do so by doing good things and making us look less like goddamn supervillains.

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think the bigger problem is that it assumes that the CIA is the center of US foreign policy and that all other parts of the government are fronts for it. Obviously USAID is a vehicle for US soft power, and the CIA is absolutely a bunch of ghouls and vampires masquerading as a government agency. But a legacy of villainous stupidity doesn't make them the shadowy secret masters of the world that the kinds of conspiracy theories that call USAID a "front" would suggest they are.

The road is actually in Belgium you don't know it's not.

I'm guessing you still have the problem of getting even a little bit of dust into a 'clean' wallet to make sure you don't get any direct links back to you, though. Whether that comes in the form of your own wallet/account getting shut down for the same flag or getting on some financial compliance radar for the same shenanigans that your victim is getting linked to.

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"There is nothing to enjoy here, but join us and revel in the despair" is a pretty good line for the next couple of years.

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Machines with a lot of precision parts that need to hold up to the kind of wear and tear either a Marine or a maniacal quilter are capable of dishing out. So many layers of fabric...

I mean the Kharkiv offensive of 2023 showed us how effective tractors can be in capturing heavier-armored vehicles in certain situations.

 

I don't have much to add here, but I know when she started writing about the specifics of what Democrats are worried about being targeted for their "political views" my mind immediately jumped to members of my family who are gender non-conforming or trans. Of course, the more specific you get about any of those concerns the easier it is to see that crypto doesn't actually solve the problem and in fact makes it much worse.

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