Zaros

Gandalf said he wasn't interested, so Saruman locked him in the attic. "He'll learn to love me eventually."

That's neat! We just have a sign on the river, and people guess when the ice will start moving. More precisely, when the sign will pass under the bridge. A dummy would definitely be more fun, but some teenagers would probably steal or break it... or someone would mistake it for someone drowning in the spring as it travels towards the sea. Maybe it's better to just stick to the sign.

Sadly I've yet to unlock this ability. One day I too shall become fun and whimsical.

"Why does it smell like burning hair in here..?" ( Very cozy bonus! ^-^ )

Painbows are terrifying indeed.

I just use this against compliments.

The mightiest motivation of all to find the bugs! Must keep Hooty fed and happy.

Unless we're talking about pets, funny enough.

Final boss approaches...

I remember reading so many of these as a kid. I had completely forgotten about these. A nice surprise in my feed.

I never really learned this skill. I can just lie down in bed all day doing nothing (apart from thinking), and not get bored. This trait is not very beneficial for productivity...

A soul eater trying to explain how what they are doing isn't really any different from the humans hunting and eating other animals.