ZeroCool

joined 6 months ago
[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Got my kids back after 4 years of custody battle. They eat white rice, ramen noodles, white bread, potatoes and Kool-Aid popsicles. Anything else is far too flavorful.

What kinda loser do you have to be to not feed little kids?!

What a remarkably ignorant thing to say. You sound like the kind of ignorant, aggressively unempathetic, jerk that probably shouldn't be winning any custody battles.

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 16 points 4 months ago

You're absolutely right, this act of silly vandalism has not only reminded me that Elon Musk exists when we were all just about to forget, but it has inspired me and thousands of others to buy a Cybertruck. That sure backfired on the vandal!

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yep. Very observant.

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

From the article I linked to previously:

Local authorities told NBC Miami that 34 vehicles had been vandalized within the parking lot

Rounding to the nearest dozen is a perfectly normal thing to do so I see nothing inaccurate or misleading about the headline as written. It's pretty annoying how far lemmy users stretch to criticize every god-damn headline they read.

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 59 points 4 months ago (37 children)

The "I'd rather live under a fascist dictatorship than vote for Biden" crowd are little better than the red-hatted morons cheering for that same fascist dictatorship.

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 44 points 4 months ago

Homer: There's the right way, the wrong way, and the ~~Max Power~~ Elon Musk way!

Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Homer: Yes, but faster!

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 73 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Well, now I feel like an idiot. I've always assumed that was just an expression!

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

This apparently took place at a parking lot Tesla recently started renting in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Link to relevant news article

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Corporate be like "mandatory return to ~~office~~ aircraft hangar."

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 1 points 4 months ago
[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Try not to take shitposts too seriously.

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 7 points 4 months ago

Yep, it's a little too accurate for my liking. My cat's got me wrapped around his tiny little adorable paw and he knows it.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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