Arrested for felony possession of cuteness

Sentenced to 30 minutes of snuggles

ALAS, THAT WAS MYSTIQUE, NOT MAGNETO. MAGNETO IS IN ANOTHER PLACE. GO! X-MEN!

MISTER TORGUE IS ALWAYS IN ALL CAPS. EXPLOSIONS!!!

WE GET SIGNAL

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING. CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!

I don't want to have children, but if I knew I was going to get Alzheimer's at 65 I would plan to leave this world at 64.

Indeed, it is in reference to its long wings, not a penis. There are several other insects and birds whose scientific names include this term.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/longipennis

https://html.duckduckgo.com/html/?t=ftsa&q=longipennis

Maybe if we didn't spend all our money on... whatever this is, money wouldn't be so tight.

The slur filter targets derogatory words, not "bad" words in general. The regex can be found here: https://github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy/blob/main/crates/utils/src/utils/slurs.rs

bizarre pseudo-libre license

It's not okay to pretend your software is open source (Drew DeVault, 2018)