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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

This could be the best thing the current administration did for the planet. No more shipping boats. It's going to be really interesting in the next two months.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 46 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Hopefully she gets deported to a good country. We're evil now. Like Google turned evil.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

How many years did you think it would take us to get to a habitable planet?

The ship would be a living ship for a long long time. The space station already has been hit by micro meteors. Imagine what would happen to a larger ship away from the protection of the earth.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 19 hours ago

The hottest porn stars are Filipino. Lulu Chu, Tia Tanaka, Tia Carrera, Evelyn Lynn, Lily Thai, Charmaine Star, London Keys, Asa Akira, Vina Sky, Clara Trinity, Mia Li, Ember Snow, Marica Haze, and hundreds more. So why not a Pope? Right?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago

Truish but he was still son of Italian parents. Nah, the next guy better be Ethiopian or maybe mixto...Chinese Mexican Pinoy African and pigmy. A true world leader made up of all the people's progeny.

Catholicism is still all bullshit though. But it would be best if the bullshit kept up with science.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 20 hours ago

You know what they say.....

Well you know, so I'm not gonna repeat it!

But you know he did.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

If my logical thinking serves me well, there's no chance to survive interstellar travel. Look at thar thing! Its full of craters. It's been bombarded by tiny super fast collisions. How can anything survived that in space and keep people alive too?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 21 hours ago

Wow! No automated exit door ejection button? It's so backwards.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 21 hours ago

My wife wants a custom dishwasher just like this one! I love the high heat option and the jump option.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 22 hours ago

LOL yes! The next Pope must be anyone other than another white guy.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 22 hours ago

Or African American? Or Mulato, or otherwise a "black" person or person of color. Uhh that would be a real juicy thing to do.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

It would be funny if the next Pope was Mexican.

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Would you could you.
Drink pink ink with a jink?
It would be hard, don't you think?
Just install your toilets with a kink!

 

punZero, we use dollars in the USA

 

There could be a salad dressing!

 

They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!

Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!

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