altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Vance is paying them a visit. Oh, looks like they sent their cousin to meet Vans. Oh they be dead. Short visit.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got a great idea from a history book! How about all of us brown people start wearing an arm band!

It could be really cool to see all of us come together... In the gas chamber or the self powering ovens.

Like do they toss us into an existing fire dead or alive? Do they need us to dehydrate first? Do we eat doritos since those things are like dry fuel? And what do we do between falling into the fire and dying. Is it best to scratch our names on the wall? Find someone to make love with one last time? Screams in fear? Just scratch the walls?

Mr. President, these are really important questions. Please have god answer those things for us when we're there peeing ourselves. Like a nice retirement would have been good. But blood stained last message to the world, I suppose that could work for me.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump only likes popes that don't die at a similar age. In fact, had the pope become president and leading racist nazi asshole, he would be alive today.

My theory is that pope Francis when to see where the heck god is at. Cuz WTF man!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Like if they choose MTG next, we're so extremely screwed.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

I would be pretty proud to be the number 1 on this search result.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's this thing called the internet:

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

This is why we find lots of well preserved dynosours.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -2 points 2 days ago

Ah.. A command line expert! LOL. Pine, putty then.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't think so. I think its puddy. But agree on the comments. I hope its puddy. I'm at a hotel room, I hope its puddy!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -3 points 2 days ago

Thank you! Kinks can be deceiving.

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