There's muscles on their arms already, mom's spaghetti

Alternatively

Two baby salamanders scamper off and Chakotay is just like “ I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that”

He's Klingon?

Because of his appearance and demeanour it’s easy to forget that Data can SLAP

Thats the kind of place this is, lots of sexy people not doing much work, and ruining monitors

Voyager is the dark horse starting point for sure. Thrown out into the middle of fuckin nowhere, no previous lore to hold them down and they could just do all kinds of wacky shit..

You promised the Kai you'd include her in the memes
Yeah, so I lied to her
You can't lie to a Kai, we gotta include her in the memes

The showmakers used to have a wall of star trek cliches, and they made a game to see which pitches from aspiring writers hit the most cliches at once. Time travel was totally on there