Why would Russia want our trouble makers? Lol.

Delightful. I require more.

You need to make sure you buy them from different places, otherwise they might each solve the same problems!

Schism in my ass

Man in the Box in my ass.

Hey, that's the combination on my luggage!

For scale, I need to know how much is an "acceptable" amount...

Your grandfather is Filthy Frank?!?

Lucky you; spoiler tag was broken when I got to it. I have seen a thing I wish to unsee.

I sweat Brawndo?!?

Because they're online? Not everyone is playing the same game. There's the same cheating in offline games too, but that's not as visible.

This is where printf debugging really shines, ironically.