Or... yknow... a sleep apnea machine

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Why is this entire article solely about how Texas and California "aren't so different politically"... as if there are no others factors which may be scrutinized about a civil war.

I believe what was stated was that he keeps mein kampf in his bed side table which is even more disturbing if you've ever had the absolute displeasure to read the disgusting rhetoric in that book.

Edit: I looked it up and apparently Ivana stated he kept a book of speeches, not mein kampf. Still sickening he is regurgitating that racists rhetoric.

In other related news, the IRS has been heavily auditing wealthy people the last several months and has apparently brought in $20 of tax revenue for each dollar spent on the audits. Maybe if we finally start taxing the rich we won't have to eat them....