Yet somehow the US feels it needs to send billions in financial aid to Israel? Riddle me this, Batman.

Remind me again why we need to fund the world's strongest and most elite military?

You all do realize each and every citizen of Israel is drafted. This allows them to select from the best in the country. Again, why are we funding this?

License plate checks out.

100%. I've lost a lot of money to their "recommendations."

{ Looks around and shrugs }

{ Cough, cough } Pussy.

Why does this look more like a receipt from my auto mechanic?

Just fat and dumb as fuck.

I hereby officially declare Donald J. Trump ineligible to hold office, under Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment.

There, I fucking did it. Challenge me in court, you orange bastard.