crank0271

As if it wouldn't be explained away as either 1) a hoax or 2) a conspiracy brought on by one's political rivals

Are you implying that this doomerism is of no use to anyone?

The 3.2B part seems needlessly hyperbolic

Dr. Phil, then

Not quite 50/50

https://theconversation.com/police-solve-just-2-of-all-major-crimes-143878

"My parents were taken away by the state to work in the mines and that's how I got put to work in these here mines."

The nanny state was the one we were warned about. This is much worse.

Terrorists or fascists seems more appropriate.

But what happens when they need to process all that ass?

I've really got to hand it to that guy. If I were in his shoes, your water is now pickup only, not delivery.

I have heard of someone who did just this but still went bankrupt multiple times.

I'm pretty sure I was in first grade, but for sure no older than third grade, when our sub put on The Blob (1988 version). That sure left a mark on me and I was pretty freaked out showering for at least months afterward.