[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago

Maybe they mean a real one with fMRI. Or maybe just signaling to China that their assets get interviewed for life.

[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Loses and declares victory anyway citing cherry picked information and ignoring everything else. I think I've seen this before. His reality distortion field is weakening though. Only the truly deranged are buying it now.

Oh and "I did amazing and they cheated so I lost." Can't even keep the lie up for a full tweet.

[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 35 points 1 week ago

$13B is 7% of Apple's annual profit in 2022. Not a rounding error. Somebody has to settle for golden yachts instead of platinum next year.

[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Don't bet on it. Nobody wants 2016 part 2. "ahh it's fine I don't need to vote for Harris, she's got this." Bull fucking shit! Don't even encourage that line of thought. These assholes will vote for Dump and "hold their nose" while doing it.

[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 55 points 3 weeks ago

This is the perfect approach. He can't play it without donating to Harris out of his campaign funds. That will actually make him stop.

[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

Dr. Chopp retired. Luckily Dr. Peter Ruff is still available at the same practice. https://urologyaustin.com/doctors/peter-ruff-md/

Is that nominative determinism or did they legally change their names after choosing the career?

[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough, and doesn't take shit off of anyone.

[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They wish this wasn't their actual platform so hard. I love that it's so transparent.

[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago

I've seen some dumbass takes on here, but this one is amazing. It has everything. Gaslighting. Gas lighting. Lighting from a gas source. Everything.

[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago

You saying they might have an unexpected dangling pointer?

[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 43 points 2 months ago

They're also adding a lot more incompatible text formatting and shit to keep Android incomplete with their real chat protocol. Gotta keep those teens bullying Android users. Also E2E encryption would be nice, but the EU didn't force them to do that.

Still great because MMS is garbage and ruins photo and video quality.

[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Experts believe the SEC faces significant challenges if it proceeds with fraud charges. “Courts typically prefer fraud cases that involve clear false statements,” said Fagel. “Transforming a regulatory violation into fraud, especially one involving delayed disclosure, can be an uphill battle.”

James Park, a securities law expert at UCLA, added, “Regulators could potentially frame this as a case of market deception, which complicates matters compared to straightforward falsehoods. It’s a nuanced issue but significant enough to warrant serious consideration.”

The biggest thing in their favor is a firefighters pension that sold at a lower than expected price if he had made the disclosure. They're not wrong, but it's a lie of omission type thing. We'll see if it flies over the next 5 years of appeals and shenanigans. Meanwhile he wrote himself a check on Tesla stockholders dime to cover the Twitter fuck up. I'm betting he fucks them over as Tesla spirals into a crater.

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