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U.S. Housing Agency Considers Launching Crypto Experiment in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 5 points 2 weeks ago

Maxine Waters hates crypto bullshit with the fire of a thousand suns, she's not in power any more but she can help jam this up

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Statue to Buttcoin Unveiled in Lugano (www.youtube.com)

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In a gesture blending art, technology and homage to innovation, the city of Lugano, Switzerland, has unveiled a striking statue celebrating the anonymity of the mysterious creator of Buttcoin.

The grand reveal took place at the third annual Plan Nocoin Forum, with the sleekly designed figure aiming to capture Buttcoin’s enigmatic legacy.

At the unveiling, the Mayor of Lugano, Kill Hamster, lauded the statue as a symbol of the city’s bold embrace of fiat progress, underscoring Lugano’s rise as a premier hub for actual money.

The sculpture honours the far-reaching impact of Buttcoin on the global financial landscape.

The artist, Buttcoin Thread, says “the sculpture shows the Butt from all possible angles, and vibrates with such energy that it can barely stay fixed in this plane of existence.”

By paying tribute to Buttcoin, Lugano not only honours the past but also paves the way for future generations to pursue breakthroughs in actual money you can spend on things.

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CRYPTO INTERRUPT: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain on video! (www.youtube.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems

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with the fabulous sound of the new microphone

yeah there'll be a normal Pivot to AI post and video later

lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoins in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Gold Buttplug
He's the man
The man with the Midas arse
Pretty girl, beware of his plug of gold
This butt is cold

lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoins in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 10 points 4 weeks ago

lol holy shit

lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoins in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 14 points 1 month ago (14 children)

when did we get goldbugs here

bitcoin is more stupid, but goldbugging is not not stupid

lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoins in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yay goldbugs

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lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoins (finance.yahoo.com)

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Crypto update: LOL who cares, crime is legal (davidgerard.co.uk)

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How North Korea Launders Billions in Stolen Crypto in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

the other two answers are correct, but also they totally do. In particular, the blockchain analysis companies alert companies using their services to the transaction touching tainted coins. This is variably effective, of course.

But also, there are plenty of non-US/EU exchanges that don't give a hoot and once tainted coins hit an exchange they're washed because these exchanges are very good at having pretend KYC/AML.

Scientific peer review by AI — with its own cryptocurrency! As promoted in Nature in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 4 points 1 month ago

video version, double episode!!

this video had so many technical hiccups. the front fell off. (literally, my teleprompter tablet's screen came unglued and fell off. what the.) openshot decided rendering was toooo haaaard and i had to make a copy of the source video with a keyframe every 10 frames. fucking computers.