Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess

What about Gene Wilder humiliating himself?

Like herbal remedy or just herbs besides mint? Rosemary toothpaste?

The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race

"Flops" means "inspired threats of violence" now?

Might directly charge your carrier for $5 to his campaign

What's with all the antisemitic dog whistles on screen whenever he's talking about people fawning over shitty games?

Like the real Jesus would run as a Democrat. At least with the Devil you know where you stand! /s

Put a Butterfree costume in the Metapod ahead of time

She talked about housing costs and child tax credits. They both brought up jobs and inflation. Economic issues that affect US citizens on a day to day basis. Critique the details all you want but that is not "nothing".

You already have them and then you don't have to feed them anymore. Food costs lowered for the average American! 🫡

You're organizing those things, or at least joining others who are organizing, right?