ebolapie

Apparently there's nothing special about 8 buffalos; any sentence that consists solely of the word buffalo repeated is grammatically correct. Also as an idiot on this subject I can confidently tell you that as long as you throw some lowercase buffalos in there nobody is going to notice.

"real life?" Sounds fake

I feel like I just read an SCP document

I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. But no! I get an email back about "hiring from within." Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?

Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin... Goodcorp doesn't do that. And they're good. It's in their name. That's, like, crazier than... Something that's crazy.

Hot take: all artifacts should be located in the most geopolitically stable area possible

Hotter take: un peacekeepers should protect world heritage sites with weapons-free orders

Issued by who?

I miss Antergos. I know Arch is still there. I know Manjaro exists. I miss Antergos.

He wears toe shoes

Based on my understanding of the state of the ground in cities, that is absolutely disgusting.

No, but you do have to make enough to convince the bank to loan you the money to buy it. Houses in major cities cost WAY more than $170k.

What is a tree?

If strawberries do not have nipples, then where does strawberry milk come from?