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The last time my boyfriend heard "colder than a witch's tit" he reached over and touched my boob ans said, "Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement."

I'm probably gonna marry him.

I really want to do the Mediterranean diet but my foot is currently in a cast and I get my groceries done once a week and veggies around here straight up do not last.... so I'm struggling.

I would unironically enjoy reading this. And satirical buying merchandise and putting a Je-Who fish on my car.

I've only played a few minutes of Witcher 3 so far and even I know Ciri is an apprentice to Geralt! I said to myself, "I don't know who these people are yet but I guess she'll be the main character in a sequel."

My brain provided, unbidden, "What's in your pants?"

"A library card!"

It's stage diving, and then "stage surfing."

I want to open it overseas! Export some actual American culture.

I also want to have special football nights where we put the game on and do snack food appetizers. Pigs in a blanket, a couple crackpots of little smokies, chips and dip. There's a big sign out front that says when we offer tea we mean southern style sweet tea, so please ask for unsweetened if that's what you want!

So many ways this could be done right.

Stoked to be part of the answering force!

Likewise, a 2022 behavioral economics paper published in The Information Society found the PSAs may, in fact, have increased piracy rates.

I believe this. It certainly reminded me how easy it is to pirate things and how stupid it is to be told not to.

This just solved it for me. That is exactly it. I've been angry at stairs my whole life and now I realize it's because I go up them as fast as I walk- which is considerably faster than most people I know.

Moissanite is the absolute best.

Downright folksy.