flute

So back at the time I did see pictures, but then she didn't really have a picture on her WhatsApp profile (???)

And then a few days after, she unmatched (?????)

But today we did a video call and she's cute af, but she seems a bit sensitive to sexual advances right now, so I gotta chill on that (I complimented her boobs 😂)

EDIT: Thanks for the support on the job side!! I'm rooting for you too!!

Hahahaha!! Too right dude, too right!!

Oh man I had no idea you've lost your job too! So sorry to hear - I hope you get a job soon!

Friday guy wanted to take your cock off??!?! 😱 I hope your cock has recovered!

Jokes aside, the dude sounds like a real winner! As always, super impressive all the mad sex you get on a weekly basis!

Man, I had like a whole paragraph typed up and it got lost! I wonder if this has been happening for some time!

I'll keep this one short in case it reappears:

• Thank you! I gracefully accept my prize!
• It has been a while, things have been up and down. Work sucks. Applying for jobs sucks. Family have been awesome throughout the whole ordeal.
• I've matched with another woman, although she hasn't given selfies when I asked (despite asking me and I gave selfies - in my PJs no less!!) so I think that's a red flag tbh.

I matched with this girl on Bumble, and the conversation went from "lets meet up in London" to "lets meet up at your town".

We met up, had coffee, went back to my place, made out and had some filthy sex!

Sad news is that I thought this was going to lead to a capital R relationship, but I think she just wanted to have a cheeky shag. Nothing wrong in it, but I wish she hadn't strung me along.

Doesn't Matter: Had Sex.

EDIT: Completely forgot two things:

• She said I had a big cock! Anyone who knows my past knows I had some insecurities around this area, so I was so chuffed to hear that!
• She said I was the first person to have made her cum through penetrative sex alone!!

My friends, I think I deserve a trophy 😎 😎 😎

4 hours!?!? That must be a new record!!

Oh absolutely. I'm in my mid-thirties, and let me tell you I can do with more friends! 😂

She's absolutely brilliant to boot!

Nothing super naughty, but over the new years I got chatting to this girl at work who:

• Called me cute
• Gave me a cute name like triceratops (it has our own meaning)
• Been talking to me non-stop at work and pretty much over the holidays

So I'm thinking to myself "yeah she likes me". I'm calling her cute and complimenting her, she is receptive, calling me cute etc.

During a conversation I'm talking about medical issues I have with travelling across the country, and she is asking me about whether I could travel etc. I basically ask if she's asking me to travel to hers (which I would kindly point out why I can't do that at least if she said yes) and she says this:

"I'm already in a relationship, so I'm not interested in you that way (:"

So I'm like "oh well, blew it"

After a few days of not really talking (I backed off out of respect) we are back taking like we did before.

I think she likes me in some capacity, but not romantically or sexually. Shame, because she's hot AF.

Still, I got a chatty new friend!

Sounds like an absolutely great time!!

I haven't been on here for quite some time. In short - I was made redundant at my job and was very quickly shitting myself (I literally got myself a house a month ago and I've got myself a mortgage) and going job-hunting. I had an interview last week, so I'm hoping that has gone well and I get an offer soon.

So up until now, no naughty fun. In fact, quite the opposite.

On Sunday I went out on a date with a lady I met off Hinge. We seemed to have conversational chatter with our voice notes, so I figured it would be good to meet her in person.

She was quite shy and didn't really do much talking (I'm sure I chatted both our ears off) outside of other opportune moments where she seemed really excited. She also told me (both on the date and in voicenotes up to the date) that it takes her a long time to warm up to people. For reference, she is divorced and her ex basically emotionally abused her as well as quite literally had an affair for half their marriage as well as had a kid with another woman while forcing my date to be on the pill (at the time she really wanted kids). So yeah, scumbag and I'm not surprised she was shy.

HOWEVER! She has agreed to another date with some Egyptian VR thing as the date in the new year, and we've even agreed to try and meet up before the new year as a dinner date. So that was really nice!

The one thing I am kicking myself over is that I didn't kiss her. Two reasons:

• She did say she took some time to warm up. She seemed to really like me, but I didn't want to risk overstepping my boundaries.
• She was quite literally coughing throughout the date. She wasn't feeling well, but still turned up (I mean, that's got to count for brownie points, right?)

I do hope we get a date soon so I can get the opportunity to kiss her though. We seem to have so much in common and she's just such a delight, not to mention she doesn't deserve even half the shit she's received with her shitty ex. It would be nice to see the relationship progress :)

Did you colour your hair?? You wear the brunette look really well!!

I'm cracking like a madman. Thank you 😂