gargolito

They're allergic to human saliva, but it has to be very fresh and delivered with the tongue.

How else is the Kremlin supposed to finish destroying the US. Duh!

I remember when running a successful business required accountants to count the beans. Is this what running government as a business looks like?

I always wanted to learn how to bankrupt more than one casino. Now I know.

Totally normal.

This sounds as observant as the epiphany that you can't breathe under water unassisted.

Do you honestly believe that this administration will do anything to Zuck's Meta?

This is like one of those "downloading" progress windows that get stuck on 99% for hours, you hit "cancel" and the download had been done all along.

Dealing. Is an art.

Is q-anon Elon Musk? What? I'm just asking questions.

I'm actually binging "The Practice" (late 90's) and I'm loving it!