DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
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He's better than me, and I know it!
You're assuming they care about the content of the ads. If they're getting paid, they run the ad, that's it.
This doesn't work for most streaming services. The ads and the actual video come from the same server. I know this is the case on Hulu (probably YouTube, too).
They also spelled "unhonorable" wrong.
Write-in votes would require his supporters knowing how to write/spell his name.
Isn't every email address disposable?
Obviously, ProtonMail shouldn't be on here, but is this a list anyone even uses?
May have? It would be more surprising news if he didn't.
Not to ruin the joke, but I think you actually can text 911.
EDIT: Only in some places, not everywhere.
Sources: https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/guides/what-you-need-know-about-text-911
Other than Good Omens, and Grand Tour I guess, what's even on Prime Video that's not elsewhere?