Have you played the second one? I begged my parents for weeks to rent it. Then I got it and... I can't even describe it. At one point there's a platformer puzzle room based on the Three Bears. I played it for a whole weekend because I couldn't believe how awful it was.

I am ugly laughing at this. Well done.

maybe this will work

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linting and unit tests

Also, apparently the party of "humans can affect climate".

I'm mostly talking about dry ingredients, which I can mash down, level off, leave heaping....

Most of the issues I had with cooking are a result of how recipes are. Recipe says dice a thing? How small? A teaspoon of something? The hell does that mean? I can fit a ton of stuff in there if I mash it down. Salt to taste? Forget about it. Pretty soon I'm operating in panic mode and maybe the recipe turns out but I'm too stressed out to enjoy it.

Enter Sohla's cookbook, which explains everything. It's part cookbook, part autobiography, and part reference manual. Her youtube videos are tremendous fun, too.

Lawyers all dragging screenshots of excitebike into court and counting the wheels.

This dovetails nicely with my theory that Jesus hasn't come back yet because we invented the nailgun.

Bones is, as usual, thrilled to be there.

This is my favorite thing I've seen today.

Nah it's just flat-out racist. C'mon, people.

This is possible if you use a TimeCube, but I get the feeling you're already familiar.