hansolo

joined 3 days ago
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 44 minutes ago

I was speaking for blonde-haired, blue-eyed Jesus.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 45 minutes ago

Caffeine is the only positive codependent addiction ever recorded.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today -2 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)

The US exported the Revolution to France.

Find Nick Cage and we can get the idea out of Ben Franklin's family vault where he kept all his porno mags.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 52 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

And yet, the TACO rule is a rule. He always chickens out.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 20 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Yes, but no one checks the legality of cheap Chinese devices from Amazon.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 32 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

Shodan.io is the searchable index of open IoT devices.

Change the default password, people!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 44 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

Expert difficulty: it's also cold and raining outside. There's no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store.

"I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest... I dunno, pick something for me."

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 16 hours ago

Not me, but my spouse. I love all the rugs they pick, we always agree, but I can't match or really even understand the excitement.

But if it's shopping for food in an open green market, sign me the fuck up.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, I was going to list a lot of above knee-height clothing items and got lazy.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 22 hours ago

Indeed I did! Thanks

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As long as there's 1 liter of ranch dressing per leaf of lettuce, Jesus will allow it.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Southern Baptists? I think you left out all their other usual targets: Catholics, spicy food, jazz, orgasms for fun, bright colors not associated with flags or maybe a football team, female orgasms, singing, alcohol, drag shows, salads with less than 51% mayonnaise content, men using umbrellas, single mothers, showing people kissing on TV or movies, Jews, Muslims, really any brown person, wasabi, mangoes, and aged cheese.

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