government small enough to fit in your pants

Ah, the pigeon chess approach, not surprised really.

That is an insane figure, that's like 41.5 million Americans.

Didn't he do that thing where he wanks off a pair of ghosts as well?

It's amazing how one country committing genocide on another 6,000 miles away from the US is the fault of the Democrats.

The moment I hear anyone talk about genocide when referring to the US elections, I write them off as a useful idiot or Russian troll.

I'm not an American, but didn't Obama's administration make an enormous positive change to healthcare in the US via the ACA?

The game doesn't punish you if you knock the difficulty down to easy for that section to get through it.

Yeah same, I like their ethics, don't like the product very much.

If so, a perfectly plausible outcome is actually being sentenced to jail

Not in a civil case, as other commenters pointed out. The plausible outcome will be this guy ceasing his business operations and paying Nintendo.

Except there's no contemporaneous record of jesus either existing or being executed by the Romans, despite them keeping detailed records of people they did execute.

You're right, we should just give bullies whatever they want because they have nuclear weapons.