I can't believe I almost ate a non-existent onion.

kill -9 $(pidof )

Conversely, it's also very funny to respond to self-important adults babbling nonsense with baby talk.

Must to what?

Btw also an awesome way of telling people you're pregnant.

fyi, systemctl disable/enable has a --now flag

That's because you're a dumbass. Happy now?

It looks extremely al dente.

"The only thing that stops a bad MRI with a gun is a good MRI with a gun."

I had hopes other drivers would have joined Verstappen in the swearing in some kind of 'I'm motherfucking Spartacus' moment.

I heard they recently switched to pagers because cell phones where deemed to be compromised. So I think besides the direct deaths and injuries, this attack also targeted lines of communication and trust in technology as a whole (or anything supplied by your superior even).

"There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."