Oral sexual contact is mouth to genital. Nobody in the history of fucking ever has defined or understood oral sexual contact to mean mouth to mouth, until your ground breakingly stupid interpretation here. So grats on making history I guess.

There are two ways to read this response.

1. Op didn't really read the article or the changes in the law and so doesn't understand that kissing isn't relevant at all here, but decided to weigh in with a completely unrelated comment anyway.
2. Op understands the change in law and is worried about their questionable behavior.

Either way, not a great look.

Real ADHDers get halfway through so that

This game has such an incredible fan created community behind it. If you're interested, I highly recommend checking out https://www.smwcentral.net/

[citation needed]

If you're on PTP check out the collection "Christmas Movie Posters with White Heterosexual Couples Wearing Red and Green"

There's about 300 movies there matching this description. I'm sure your wife will love it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viaplay

I had no idea either, had to look it up through image search.

This has got to be the strangest hill I've ever seen anyone take a stand on.

The penalty for this trial is monetary/forfeiture of ownership. There's no jail possible here.