Ok, ok, I'll do it right now.

The death was a gift from Eru to humans, like the immortality was to elves. It's Melkor's mischiefs, why we do fear it. (Source: elven stories.)

Circa once a week.
Also, I've lost The Game.

Just skirts. To get a kilt would be somehow difficult for me & it's not something I would really want, so...

I'm a man and wear a skirt, that's not the deal. But when nobody is around, I start spinning. It's such a great feeling!