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technically not a lie

I found the way to progress once, you have to like flip up out of the water and across to some other part of the level. I couldn't ever remember how I did it afterwards though.

Anecdata: everyone on the film set in 2009 except for the studio accountant used a Mac, and the accountant was a Thinkpad Guy.

y'all must not know that Australians hate outdoor cats because they kill Australian animals, and that the government shoots them https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-08/nsw-shooters-kill-400-feral-cats-in-bid-to-save-native-species/105016320

I'd build a massive cock and balls TBH

This is why I am hoping Canadian and Mexican food standards may save us yet

I already subscribe to y'alls government emails about recalls, I suggest other Americans do too because many products are sold in both places, and hopefully it would be too expensive to set up two production lines, one for lower or nonexistant US standards and one for Canada. https://recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en for 'muricans who are curious

in AOEIII artillery are siege weapons so I think tanks would count as that, I remember getting my onagers converted in AOE but I don't remember if that's a thing in AOEII

The jerboa app bugging emphasized that fact bc yes it looked bad

koans fucking with white people is just a fringe benefit TBH

fictional and very enthusiastically happy but that's ok

it's a bonus, if the balls got splashback on them or dipped into the water (happens to me quite often unfortunately) they can get a rinse.