Aber: Lied – Liedchen

Und Magd war damals noch ein neutraler Ausdruck

Mein Chef hat neulich Signal als "WhatsApp für Arme" bezeichnet... als ob letzteres was kosten würde

When I was young, I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I'm not young anymore.

I'm not talented to do it myself but if someone will make a kiki version of it, I will upvote it

"The E makes the vowel say its name."

Maybe that helps: there is always one (or rather never more than one) strongly declined element before the noun.

Ich fahre das blaue Auto. (Definite articles are always strong)

Ich fahre ein blaues Auto. (Indefinite articles are most often weak so the adjective is strong)

Eines schönen Tages. (I said most often. Genitive singular indefinite articles are strong, obviously)

Thinking in terms of strong and weak declination is key. But maybe it's obvious. It wasn't for me when I learned about it in linguistic lectures in university.

The joke is that many, if not most, English dialects merge /ʌ/ with schwa but insist that the sounds are different because schwa is never stressed

What's the big problem which (our) German adjectives? Is it about the weak and strong declination and sometimes they are undecliend or what's the point?

The joke is that there actually is a book with that name arguing for a centralized planed economy. The argument goes that in capitalism, actually everything is planed too so why not switch to democratically planed instead

Weil da nur praktisch keine statt gar keine Nährstoffe drin sind?

Genau deshalb. Das könnte für D statt E reichen, aber anscheinend hat normaler Zucker auch D also 🤷‍♂️

Es gibt also doch noch vernünftige Menschen hier