martine

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[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm losing it at Slow-Mo and Guiller-Mo

May I suggest, for when he is being a menace (I can tell this boy loves to be a menace)

  1. MoMoney MoProblems
  2. Moby Dick
  3. Quoth the Raven, Never Mo
[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The last pic has big "phone home" vibes ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Things I love about this comment:

  1. Singing Emmerly and Ivory
  2. Emmerly's mlem matching the cat food bag
  3. "Staredycat Sister's"
  4. The fact that Char Char is a tortoiseshell, because I think they look like orange cats that got stuck in a sooty chimney
[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay but say more about the project

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is Oliver. I mostly call him:

  • Little Boyyyyyyy! (Singsong, obviously)
  • Beautiful Baby
  • Little Baby Man
  • Stinky Boy
  • Goofy Little Guy
  • Crunch Boy (when he's eating)
  • Whiny Baby (when he's feeling talkative)

Oh and my partner calls him Ollie.

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago

Once they've got you locked down they take off the mask ๐Ÿ˜ญ DARVO

delete facebook hit the gym lawyer up

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

I love his little freckle ๐Ÿฅน

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