maurice

joined 1 year ago
[–] maurice@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump aint sharing

[–] maurice@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Chunk. Short for punk-chic

[–] maurice@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

If everyone you measure the number of calls you get is higher than the previous measurement then it is easily possible. Y'know day 1 you get one phone call, day 2 two, etc. Than you will consistently have higher volume than average... Technically

[–] maurice@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Did you also place a big spotlight outside her bathroom window?

[–] maurice@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What about a difficult plant to maintain? Maybe a cactus or something? So he has to make an effort keep it alive, or slowly watch it die, like the relationship he has with you

[–] maurice@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

He goes by first name Kip, which is dutch for chicken. He is Chicken Winger

[–] maurice@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Personal jesus