Right, but literal horsecock

Where’s Snoop when you need her?

Actually blockchain is going to change the world.

Any minute now…

Guillotine avoidance subscription

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism; owning a Tesla isn’t any worse morally than owning a Mercedes

I don’t own one because they’re fucken lame, not because Elong is a knob. Or not primarily at least

Probably makes more money as a trebuchet operator too

And sadly, it’s still the time of Adam Sandler 😭

Some people, maybe. 122 million people just in the US, maybe not

You should have lived through the time of Adam Sandler

You don’t get to be 3 of the richest people on the planet by paying for labor

I could take her

Shit I need to get to work