mishielda1234

A luxury that so, so many people can't afford

I think all of that could be aided by putting the stick on a small ring, and then putting that ring on your larger key ring. Might help it not stick out as much

"cues me into worm mode"

Am I the only one who read the title and immediately looked at his shoes

Hmmm it's almost as if men's opinion on this matter shouldn't matter nearly as much as women's

No, I think that's literally the point of the post. Insult the character, not the body. It dilutes your point

Right, I think the post is specifically trying to say that calling them insecure is fine, assuming things about their body can be bad even if you think it's an asshole who deserves it. Like you already came up with a more creative and apt insult anyway, why throw body shaming into it?

You either really missed the point of the post, or are real bad at being funny. Least nuanced takes on the platform

Based on their comment history, sadly I don't think it is

We truly live in the parks and rec timeline

Well from the screenshot this looks like bumble, which forces the girl to message first

Honestly I'm not completely sure, I'm not trying to say it was because of regulation, just the timeliness of the imagery of a commercial jet spiraling down in a populated area