And yet it's still easy to write spaghetti code in Java. Just abuse inheritance. Where is this function implemented? No one knows but the compiler!

I would fix that bug but the complete rewrite that management has had me working on for the past two years will make it obsolete anyway.

Mom, put down the phone, I'm using the modem!

That's when you break out valgrind because you certainly are using uninitialized memory.

I'm trying to remember the last time I actually had a core file. I think core dumps have been disabled by default on Linux since at least 2000.

I don't use Ruby anymore, but I still use irb everyday as a command line calculator.

Tradition is just dead people's baggage. Doug Stanhope.

I'm not great with gdb but I think using the x cmd shows them.

Your result is correct, is just not displaying the leading zeros.

It was definitely DDJ.. back in the early 90s, right? I once asked Walter Bright (creator of D) if they were related and he told me it was just a naming coincidence.

♪I went to school and I got OpenD♪

Known to cause heisenbugs. They're bugs that disappear when you try to measure them with a debugger or a printf.