So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I'm as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.
Not if he said, "No one will ever believe you."
Glad you aren't drinking beer. You could get sand in your Schlitz. ๐
For those unaware, Schlitz is a brand of beer in the US. ๐
Nope, not legal.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Or, that's a paddlin'.
Both applicable. Take your pick.
Don't forget the blow!
I'm not your buddy, pal!
It's poop. He eats his poop, doesn't he...?
Poor you!! ๐
Not Tilly. She's a little jerk when she wants to be. Won't leave her big sis alone. ๐
Emma
and Tilly!
Is the tommy gun just out of frame?
It's a saddleback catapillar. The thorns have venom. Felt it on my neck. Never seen one before, but will definitely be on the lookout from now on.
They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.