Eat the rich. Or, and hear me out, let's first keep a bunch of baboons hungry for a while, then group up all of the ultra-rich and the fascists (which, I suspect, if made into a Venn-diagram would be just a circle), then throw those pitiful (but, thankfully, not pitiful enough) excuses for human beings one after another to the baboons until either the baboons are satiated, or we've run out of meat.
Eat the rich. Or, and hear me out, let's first keep a bunch of baboons hungry for a while, then group up all of the ultra-rich and the fascists (which, I suspect, if made into a Venn-diagram would be just a circle), then throw those pitiful (but, thankfully, not pitiful enough) excuses for human beings one after another to the baboons until either the baboons are satiated, or we've run out of meat.